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Post by Morocco Rock Fox on Sept 2, 2006 8:40:53 GMT -5
This is a funny e-mail I got, true story. Here it is:
I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
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Post by hanzrabidelf on Sept 3, 2006 13:53:42 GMT -5
that sounds like something i would say I tend to be somewhat of a smartA@@ at times
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Post by Morocco Rock Fox on Sept 3, 2006 16:03:24 GMT -5
LOL!
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